The ability to fart pee.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to do one push-up

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to be powerless

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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See through invisible people

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to fall into 1cm cubed pieces when startled. No ability to pull yourself together, or move while in cubes. Parts must be reassembled correctly to re-connect.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!