the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!