The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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Aweonao

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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solar powered night-vision

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the ability to become black.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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To pee standing up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!