The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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A healing punch

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to fall up.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to change your eye color.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!