The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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Being a freemason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!