the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to like this power

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

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The power to see even though you can already see.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!