the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Nihat Do?an

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to see when people fart.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to breathe

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!