The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to see through air.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to breathe

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Stop clapping

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!