The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to be pointless!

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to breathe

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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Power to develop diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!