The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Stop clapping

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!