the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to be dead

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!