The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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the power to spell words wrong

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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Stop clapping

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!