the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to orgasm everytime you pee.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!