The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to see the present.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to not exist.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the power to dislike this power

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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the power to not have a power

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The power to suck your own dick

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levi Hahne is gay

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!