The ability to drop everything you hold

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to fart every time you blink

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the power of words

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to be invincible everywhere but your face

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!