The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to not have superpowers

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!