The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!