- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become invisible. But only when no one is looking.

The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

The power to talk to animals. Especially when you tell your friend to dress like one.

x-ray vision but only through glass

the ability to be tied to train tracks

The Power of double posting.

The power to touch an object and tell exaclty how many asians it took to make that object.

The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

The power to write pointless power.

Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

The ability to defecate red clay bricks when startled or scared

The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

The power to have a perfect wipe every time you take a poop.

the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident

The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.

The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

The power to cry lava.

the power to fit through a vagina

The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

Pointless Super Powers