Power to develop diseases.

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The power to dickfart.

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The power to view the world through Apples Retina Display.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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Look! In the sky! its captain beesting!

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The ability to know when your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating on you.....1 month after you break up.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to make every word a people says in the room with you into pizza.

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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THe power too spel.

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The power to become a JELLY

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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the power to glow fainlty in broad daylight

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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The ability to attract black people.

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

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the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

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the ability to jump like a white man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!