The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

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The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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The power to pee out blood at will

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the....ability to......talk....like william........... shatner

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the ability to become black.

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the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

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the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

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The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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the ability to rick roll anyone you meet

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The ability to crap barbed wire

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The power to defty gravity, but only in space.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

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The ability to die at will.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!