The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to not talk.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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The power to be powerless

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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Being alive (until you die).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!