The power to troll.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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the ability to type slower.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to see through a hole

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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The ability to lactate air.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!