Nihat Do?an

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to see through windows

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to see forever

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The power to die at will.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to see through air

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to be wrong

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!