The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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the power to know if a movie will suck after you bought the ticket

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!