The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to have a power

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!