The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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the power to eat with your butt

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!