The power to speak with death people..

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The power to predict the present

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hate nature

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!