The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!