The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to hate nature

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The power to see what's behind you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!