The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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the power to fail at everything you

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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Feeling people's depression.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!