the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power of words

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to jump faster.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!