the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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Super-slowness

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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the power to move things with your mind in your imagination

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the power of words

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!