The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!