The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!