Liam Brudenell

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to read your own mind!

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to be powerless

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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See through invisible people

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The power to fall up.

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it.?

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!