the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to...lick you're nose

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!