The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!