the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to the power to sit on your computer all day and read all of these pointless super powers while eating or drinking soda

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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Grass eating

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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the power to die at will

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!