The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to read your own mind.

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to make asians smart

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to bleed

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!