The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The capability to draw penises very well

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to bleed

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to shit dirt!

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to be able to lift any weight of feathers

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!