The power to read your own thoughts.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to read your own mind.

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!