the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to not have power

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!