The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have a black president

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The power of exact change

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to remember th...

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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!