the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The Power to Combust

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Swiss army teeth.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to go 100% slower

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!