Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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The power to no sweat in the cold.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!