The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to have no power.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The Power to Combust

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to have a small penis

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!