Retractable Teeth

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to break your bones on command.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Th power to be telepathetic

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!