- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

the power to finish an all you can eat

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

Liam Brudenell

The ability to reverse your digestive system.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

The power to not hear thunder.

the power to breath without thinking about it.

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

The power to see through thin air

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to close your nose

the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the ability to die without any control

The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

Pointless Super Powers