the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!