Asexual reproduction.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to die at will

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to dislike this power

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!