the ability to type slower.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to sleep

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to levitate mustard.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to go through open windows

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!