The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to find lost socks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!